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No more winners! They make the rest of us feel bad. Instead of self improvement, I want to wallow in resentment of you - because you are a winner! How dare you!!! I think its time for everyone to be an equal loser. Let's teach our kids to be losers. How great it will be! Don't study - whatever, your grades don't matter. Can't read - it's ok, we will subsidize you. Won't work - no worries, here's a handout. Equal opportunity losing is way better and more just than unequal winning! I think we can all agree on that!