Dylan Patel

2 of my last 3 Ubers have played Nocturne no. 2 in e-flat major op. 9 no. 2 We are so back https://t.co/i4kzo5AML3

@ZekeGeiss Jax good just use lot less outside 3 major labs.

Imagine if Huawei Ascend 910B and 910C has better backend that is more well integrated into PyTorch than AMD https://t.co/ag6wZPkZaP

@typo_female Its actually only good if you divide by 8 cause sparsity factor is large

The US Government to provide *checks notes* one quarter of MSFT CapEx to build new DCs Would be much better off going to fabs where the US isn't gaining much share vs DCs where all we need is deregulation to keep the US ahead. https://t.co/yVfptUTce4 To be clear it's just bunch a rando foreign folks saying they will invest in US DCs, not the US Govt.

@chrisprucha https://t.co/vlQNXDFiJ1

N2 wafers take ~14 weeks to be fabricated across thousands of steps + couple months for packaging assembly The absolute soonest a product can come out with N2 is ~Q2 2026 Apple has always known/planned chips codenamed Theras, Tilos, Hidra, Sotra, Baltra, Isonoe to be N3P 2/4 Apple will release their first products with N2 in 2026, on schedule, as planned They are increasing use of N-1 nodes with SoIC in their high end APs to keep costs down despite large wafer price increases Apple's focused on wide IO copackaged memory to keep perf gains going 3/4 Nvidia and Qualcomm have no faith in Samsung Samsung is~3 years behind TSMC in PPA at this po…

Probably the worst podcast ever recorded We praised Deepseek V3 and dispelled misunderstandings of it, but also a lot of unhinged topics like Lebanese origin of Al Pastor, shawarma, Doner kebab Healthy doses of microplastics @fabknowledge @asianometry https://t.co/CqYX099jIR

@AnolYugos @highyieldYT @damageboy @fabknowledge @asianometry Stacking meat on a spit, and roasting it from one side, thinly slicing it, then putting it inside a flat bread. That's Lebanese first, and as it has moved around the globe, it evolved with modifications.

@AnolYugos @highyieldYT @damageboy Actually it's Lebanese before that. Cc @fabknowledge @asianometry

Huahong, the 2nd largest Chinese foundry just made Dr. Peng Bai the President Dr. Bai is the real deal Intel for 31 years, including CVP in charge of Logic Technology Development for multiple nodes He managed Intel's D1C R&D Fab Was pushed out in end by being put on supply chain

Correction. Doner Kebab is Al Pastor. I don't make the rules. https://t.co/bZjKVMJkYr

Google Photos review just cooked me unbelievablely hard Got her a car though few days ago though Next year Google Photos better be featuring my future wife https://t.co/0HFRgFgccT

The most hilarious part of the study isn't that all the Whole Foods Organic veggies & meat are plastic ridden Its that Sour Patch Kids + microwavable Kraft Mac & Cheese were among the least plastic containing foods 6 year old kid diets are totally vindicated vs Whole Foods Maxies

Prolly the most dog shit take on Twitter in the last week

@alasoyokimi @JeffDean They've been offering it, but most their awesome internal infra software isn't available, so actually using it efficiently is still tough

A friend just showed me her family group chat She has 2 sisters + her mom dad The dad is so freaking precious Man's replies to every single message his 3 daughters send He doesn't know how group chats work, he just wants to talk to his daughters 🥹 Goals tbh

Merry Christmas, present for yall Shortest post we've done in like months, but information dense Challenges the BS narrative around inference Covers some major supply chain shifts Also Meta helped me make toy Jensen into Santa Huang, and the memes flow through out. Do you think Jensen says Merry Christmas, Merry xmas, or Happy Holidays internally today? https://t.co/nE3Bw7EeOn

Met with @LisaSu today for 1.5 hours as we went through everything She acknowledged the gaps in AMD software stack She took our specific recommendations seriously She asked her team and us a lot of questions Many changes are in flight already! Excited to see improvements coming

It's so over Paul Triolo @pstAsiatech First firms that pay him to push CCP agenda like Huawei + WuXi Bio are sanctioned Then he's kicked out of Center for Strategic & International Studies @CSIS Now, Justice dept is fixing Foreign Agents Registration Act https://t.co/Lt6mMAyXQs

"At first you go reasoning slowly, then all at once." - Noam Browningway

If anyone in NYC wanna meet I'll be at Stout, 4:00 to 5:30 with couple friends. https://t.co/12eRAVBBJz

Microsoft might be investing in Anthropic's new round at $59B. Microsoft wants to have Claude in their pocket to push back against OpenAI who is increasingly rambunctious with Microsoft. Very uncomfortable partnership between the two.

@xRoninZaku @realGeorgeHotz No it's on chip fuse afaik

Entered the ring with Jonathan Walked out with a huge Pikachu that I took to 5 different parties Gotta figure out how to fly'em back to the US The final tally was a 41-40 in favor of scaling Some will say it's a loss cause the swing in votes but it's a W https://t.co/ulbkoYJU6X https://t.co/2fqMN0hp2G

@nordic_eacc Link broke, fixed

Scaling Laws O1 Pro Architecture Reasoning Infrastructure Orion and Claude 3.5 Opus “Failures” AI Lab Synthetic Data Infrastructure Inference Tokenomics of Test Time Compute The Data Wall Evaluation's are Broken RLAIF Inference Time Search Scale is Needed https://t.co/807oWNbobO

TFW you do a consulting project for some Brits and they find and replace all instances of datacenter with data-centre This means war motherfuckers

@Casmoden 18% rev share is nothing to cough at.

Oh ya, Sell the PC business, keep foundry.