Kevin Paffrath

🚨 Iran's IRGC says Iranian tanker was just hit by USA. Engine room damaged. In Strait of Hormuz.

🚨 Sad, but not surprising! JUST 90 days after Gavin Newsom released his book, Barnes and Nobles ALREADY moved it to the ”buy one get one half off” rack rip 🪦 https://t.co/aLuYqFk1s8

🚨 Someone will profit $129 MILLION on an option on oil falling to $90 by Tuesday (placed last Tuesday, so 7 days). Just now: Trump says an Iran peace deal is being finalizing and Hormuz will reopen. Unusual. We see you, Barron. Full details https://t.co/PVDJbS2OmZ

Sorry ladies and gentlemen, markets down because I went on vacation. https://t.co/bQ6PqE7Pu6

F**ker Naruto ran right past ‘em!!

TACO F**KING TUESDAY #BuyAnyDip https://t.co/636K4AeYKl

🚨 Trump says the US's next meeting with Iran may take place over the weekend. That it's "looking very good" that we're going to make a deal with Iran. -pump it.

🚨 Iran STOPS tankers traveling through Hormuz ✅ Iran claims ceasefire breach by Israel. ✅ Israel claims ceasefire breach by Iran. ✅ Iran may withdraw from ceasefire. ✅ Trump says in-person talks Friday, though JD Vance may not show up. the morning after...

🚨 RATE CUTS!!! December futures indicate a 40.8% chance of rate cuts in December following CEASEFIRE, this is a complete u-turn from the odds of rate hikes just 2 weeks ago! BULLISH CATALYST! https://t.co/eyXRf44nkc

🚨 The 10-Point Ceasefire Deal 🚨 🚨 10-point proposal issued by Iran, which Trump tentatively agreed to negotiate, seeing it as "workable" ✅ Iranian 10-point plan includes: ➡️ 1. A permanent end of hostilities ➡️ 2. Guarantees that the U.S. and Israel won’t attack Iran again ➡️ 3. Cease-fire agreements include Israel’s war with Hezbollah in Lebanon ➡️ 4. All sanctions on Iran should be lifted, including those imposed by George W. Bush. ➡️ 5. All sanctions lifted on Iran’s allies. ➡️ Strikes on Lebanon also to halt ➡️ 6. Iran takes control of the Strait of Hormuz ✅ Iran's military will coordinate passage through Strait of Hormuz during cease…

🚨 Iran says their military will coordinate passage of ships through the Strait of Hormuz during the ceasefire. -probably because they know where the mines are...

🚨 Iran claims victory! ✅ Says they forced the US to accept their 10-point plan. ✅ They AGREE to open the Strait of Hormuz for 2 weeks. ✅ Trump, Israel, and Ayatollah have all agreed to ceasefire for 2 weeks. 🚨 Trump also claims victory! Markets SURGING.

🚨 Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei APPROVES ceasefire!!! HUUUGE

📉Western Intermediate Crude (WTI) Oil ***dumps*** from a high of $117.50, post TACO https://t.co/cfb2LEM92y

🚀 Futures ROCKET on TACO! Nasdaq tech index $QQQ up 1.72%, almost back to $600!!! https://t.co/s0UddrFs1v

🚀 Nasdaq 100 erases 1.40% drop! https://t.co/6C086RFGGT

🚨 WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL: Trump is "bloodthirsty, like a mad dog", disagreeing that Hegseth or Marco Rubio are egging him on. "These guys sound like the doves compared to the Pressident," Trump is calling today, "Infrastructure Day." per a White House official via Axios.

🚨 BREAKING: "Iran cuts off direct diplomacy with the US" per WSJ just now ➡️ Iran intends to signal disapproval and defiance by ending communications. ➡️ Unclear if talks will resume before deadline. ➡️ Mediators still trying.

🚨 Senior Iranian official JUST told Reuters: ✅ There are no negotiations with the US. ✅ US wants Iran to surrender under pressure. ✅ US must be flexible to get flexibility from Iran. ✅ Saudi and other power plants will be struck if Iran's are. ✅ Allies will close Bab El-Mandeb Waterway if the situation "gets out of control." ✅ Iran will not bend to empty promises. ✅ Saudi Arabia will fall into complete darkness.

🚨 Callsign of shotdown F15E was "Dude 44" -"Dude 44 Alpha" was recovered first; frontseater. -"Dude 44 Bravo" was the second pilot; backseater. https://t.co/IV4DKMk9BU Per Gen Dan Caine (Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff)

🚨 BREAKING: Pentagon is DOUBLING A-10 attack plane fleet in Middle East. -sounds like Trump is about to take control of Hormuz. Or try to.

😍 Big fan of the Cybercab-inspired wraps I’m seeing!! 2nd this week after an X! Go @tesla ! https://t.co/JYKgPJdwju

🚨 Judge makes White House ballroom subject to congressional approval! -congress can’t even approve paying government workers we’ve employed. May as well be a kiss of death for now. https://t.co/xm4JSW50v7

🚨 2006-vintage USS George H.W. Bush and accompanying warships (battle group) are now enroute to the Middle East. -but the war is already won https://t.co/odvUZz8aHW

🚨 BREAKING: Trump tells aides he may end war without reopening Strait of Hormuz. -like when Trump called off the B2 bombing strike just days before it ended up happening…? 🤔 https://t.co/5hBThOAKlO

🚨 BREAKING: Financial Times reporting Pete Hegseth's stock broker looked into buying defense stocks RIGHT BEFORE the Iran Attack 🤔 https://t.co/AGokyM8gC1 https://t.co/jTbDySlCWE

💡Evaluating my next startup for when this Iran crisis ends. https://t.co/wWzmCshnE6 probably a good time to buy the dip

🚨 $272 million dollar stimulus plan approved by UAE. Unlike the US, they don’t print money. They also operate at a fiscal surplus.

🚨 BREAKING: Marco Rubio quietly telling European allies the war will last 2-4 more weeks. He says the US still has objectives to complete in Iran. He's also still uncertain who actually represents Iran in peace talks 🤦 https://t.co/yd2PhD4J0N

This timing is NOT a coincidence. https://t.co/ZIoDYY6E6u TACO 2.0 with now a 10-day pause.