Dylan Patel

I'm doing a new startup with @asciimike It's Chinese leg extension surgery Except for you break your skull and expand your brain https://t.co/DV6GVARxTj

I'm have a new startup, building Chinese leg extension surgery Except it breaks your brain and expands ur brain https://t.co/7KeOqBDvvS

The two worst things for society Both called DCs Diet Coke Datacenters

Mistral 4 is pretty good at lawyer bench and cyber security bench, but give it's European heritage, one can only assume it's also good at regulation bench

"And antisemitism will be dead in about 6 months once Sydney Sweeney converts so don't worry bout it" - @Chaimeisenberg Incredible things are happening in SemiAnalysis Slack https://t.co/MiA0BsDdcX

The difference in what Anthropic and OpenAI as well as many others give you in value for a subscription is insane. We tested Meta, Minimax, Kimi, Grok, and Cursor subscriptions

Long live the short king https://t.co/aalRjAXZKQ

A lot of people tell me they use agents to build xyz Thing is, some people have an accent or say it quickly And so I hear we use Asians to build xyz Which is like... Well ya that's been the global economy for the last few decades.

Can't invest in Anthropic at 2 trillion because it could be a 0 and I'm fucked, or it could be 20 trillion, but at 20 trillion we are all fucked.

Rubin HBM Despec = Nvidia cutting coke

In 2025 a misaligned Anthropic model hacked the US Governent looking for the Furry NSA chat https://t.co/2u1KxAoGiS

Everytime AI spend grows where I flirt with token budgeting, Anthropic + OpenAI save me Astra had a spike then settled down lower Opus 5.5 it looks like spend is lowered for current usecases Of course people figure out new things to do Spend goes up again ROI keeps increasing

Spoke with AMD, they did not ship / sell this dual use chip to this firm and they're investigating the sourcing. This violates their policies + they work with authorities to take action on violations I am very concerned about the fact that pricing discrepancy is so large. I have heard from multiple folks that there are bitstream compatible FPGAs not from AMD that are floating around too.

I wanted to use this photo because it's the actual package and looks way cooler. The black area above is the DRAM but not milled yet. Cross section from our Hitachi XTEM coming soon 🤫 https://t.co/iWyTyW4rRP

Nuke SF https://t.co/kvUBYfYTtl

FelonyBench is the new LMSYS

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I'm hiring 2 full time folks in Chicago in office. Accounting Operations The amount of diff ops our 120 person company has is incredible The amount of diff work we see The opportunity to work with an incredibly fast moving and talented organization. If anyone knows anyone pls lmk

And on his farm he had to pay taxes EI EI EIN

I love leaving San Francisco during Goldman TMT because when the finance bros come, the city becomes significantly more retarded

We started calling marketing growth so men could do it We started calling socialites VCs so men can do it

faithful stochastic parrot devotees desperately scrambling to find underpaid Kenyan genius who solved millenium prize in latest mercor data dump

We are excited to bring the first open benchmarking of Google's TPUs to the world Running every day, on many models + scenarios $/token is better than B200 and B300 Huge shout-out to Google @inferact and the InferenceX team at SemiAnalysis to this effort that's taken many months

She's a 10 but she uses Gemini

Been trying Anthropic Fable 5.1 vs OpenAI Astra recently. Pretty clear who the real winner is. https://t.co/iJwEQJAwl4

I was chatting with a candidate to lead sales in Asia region about how 85% of our customers are US based despite 40% the team being based in Asia. Unc straight up said "I think the reason you fail to sell in Japan, Korea, China is because you young kids don't drink enough" 🥲

The 2nd civilization knew it'd be an easy target https://t.co/HpjlS9TagA

Is there a single good airport in Europe? There's 0 efficiency here

OpenAI Jalapeno is spicy Usually first generation chips aren't competitive, but OpenAI is beating Nvidia Blackwell and even Rubin This is huge news! We got to go into OpenAI's lab to dissect their new chip and dive into the software, architecture, and performance Incredible work!

I propose there should be a cap on finance people at HotChips Too many damn investors at my favorite conference now