Cobie

@osf_rekt @satsdart @brian_armstrong i dont like stuff being broken

@cuntycakes123 Wow it’s really discoloured

@ESK_NFT @DipWheeler @ThinkingUSD I tried to tell them that "Europoors" was just a joke and you guys have money ... :(

@DipWheeler @ThinkingUSD Man thinks Coinbase listings still have market impact 😩😩😩

@ThinkingUSD Can I borrow some

@abrkn You probably deserved it ..

@apewoodx @DegenPing Dm me email address

@DegenPing Dm me email address

@JTMcGrath @ViktorBunin @kain Dm email sir

@kain I’ll do it for 60% of the proceeds, thoughts? @kain Jk dm me the email

@0x_venture @0xKawz Can you fwd to cobie@coinbase.com so I can spam someone and say hey why does this suck thanks

@0x_venture @0xKawz How long ago was this? Will fix if it’s still happening

@andy8052 Dm me your email will try

@guywuolletjr @a16zcrypto @cdixon @alive_ @AriannaSimpson @eddylazzarin The new GP of a16z crypto is called Guy Wallet. Wallet Guy? They’re taking us for absolute fools

@azb_31 @0xQuit @carlini8 @LambofCrypto @satsdart @brian_armstrong Dm me ur email address will try to fix @azb_31 @0xQuit @carlini8 @LambofCrypto @satsdart @brian_armstrong Good news Ethereum is the same price as 4 years ago too

@degenik00 @diakou Well you never explained it did u mr chest feces

@0xQuit @carlini8 @LambofCrypto @satsdart @brian_armstrong jk.. can you dm me your email so I can try to help

@R52Paul @Ash00793 @functi0nZer0 @skyquake_1 USD denominated coins can impact the UK financial system if all of the UK's citizens hold USD denominated coins instead :D

PSA: My username on telegram is not @cobie, someone else has the username and keeps trying to take ppls money. If you want to lose your money please send it to the real me instead

The man who kept clicking is the man who won it all

@Greeve17 @ColdBloodShill Look at the chart we never got above it

@KyleSamani @solana jk man u look good keep it up unlike ledger status who has maintained a steady size since 2004

@Onlycryptonopo2 @shitcoin_maxxi @ZeMirch (If it were possible to choose a launch valuation then a founder should just choose $100 trillion and become richer than Elon).

@shitcoin_maxxi @ZeMirch In each of these instances, launch price to bottom is -80 to -90%, and then you get a 4-8x return from bottom back up on the return swing. My instinct is if that these tokens launched at the bottom prices and did a 4-8x off launch, people would say alts are treating them well and the market is “fun”. But patience to buy things (and skill to find bottom) is rewarded now, and being early clearly isn’t. @shitcoin_maxxi @ZeMirch Another way to look at these charts is just to imagine them as charts of investor optimism. At launch, the threadbros are always telling you how this will be the greatest asset ever. There is …

@ZeMirch not sure if btc continues to provide diminishing returns but it is certainly possible (i choose to believe it wont for now) but alts (on average) will continue to get more difficult and dangerous to trade imo, irreversible trend. (1) massive competition amongst increasingly sophisticated buyers (who simultaneously believe less) (2) primarily traded on perps/with leverage. (3) huge dilution in coins with mkt valuing stuff high by default without justification (4) launch FDVs always capturing 100% of optimism for the asset without respecting price/valuarion (5) too much pre-market price discovery for (4) to be safe the average 2017 …

@vg69420 I said that several years ago and even said this time is different. Are you shadowboxing or smth

@ByzGeneral Yoink

@jackkk This isn’t even the signup for the Sonar sale fwiw so basically not relevant at all to the sale. This is the signup to Echo private sales.

@ZeMirch RIP @Evan_ss6 !

@AmuseChimp Goat